A Review

Basically, there are just two types of books in the world.

The first type of book is the cat book. The cat book is a genuine and
thought-provoking read. It employs subtle and inquisitive language to appeal to the hearts and minds of its audience. Its tone is patient, yet deliberate; the prose gently and craftily coaxes the reader through the narrative. The characters and story of a cat book are so entwined that readers scarcely realize themselves winding, through the text. The cat book is a search for truth and meaning, a quest for identity. It emotes, it endears, it uplifts, and it endures.

And then, there is the dog book—meandering, impulsive prose that reads like a schnauzer holding up freeway traffic.

Cuddles Theodore Cat
literary critic, The Cats Meow

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