What do you do with people like this? Have them put to sleep? Should they be rounded up in the night and given the baby seal treatment? No, they should probably each be signed to lucrative book contracts and given keys to the Emerald City. After all, these people aren't really fit for anything else.

If they're lucky they'll have a few good years after the starving stops. Then, of course, they'll become arrogant and complacent (the process begins subtly in the early thirties) and before long they'll be like me, a burned out geezer at 36.

So buy the book and learn anew what the freedom of expression can be when unfettered by intellect and taste, discover the new young breed of cartoonist destined to pull yours truly from his august chair, and by all means, watch where you step when the cat pukes.

P.S. Mueller

P.S. Mueller's comic panels appear nationwide in the alternative press, and have been collected under the title, The Spread of Terror.